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[69.26 --> 71.58] for those three of you who haven't already heard about it.
[71.58 --> 78.38] And finally, we are going to reveal a rumor that we can neither confirm nor deny, because it's
[78.38 --> 78.94] just a rumor.
[79.30 --> 81.56] The source of the rumor, we will explain later.
[82.04 --> 90.18] But apparently, allegedly, a GTX 1080 Ti graphics card is set to launch next week.
[90.18 --> 92.36] More at 11.
[93.72 --> 94.98] And let's roll the intro.
[102.24 --> 104.80] Everyone's like, shoe on head or pre-recorded?
[105.36 --> 107.28] Joke's on you, I don't wear shoes.
[107.66 --> 108.66] I wear sandals.
[109.78 --> 110.54] And I'm wearing slippers.
[110.94 --> 111.18] Yeah.
[111.18 --> 112.34] We should do it.
[113.54 --> 114.00] Okay, here.
[115.64 --> 117.40] This video brought to you by EvanFid.
[118.12 --> 119.18] And also...
[119.18 --> 120.20] Okay.
[125.20 --> 126.30] So there you have it.
[126.46 --> 128.26] Our proof is entirely unsuitable.
[128.92 --> 133.26] Neither of these are shoes, and therefore, this video is pre-recorded.
[133.36 --> 133.56] Ha!
[133.82 --> 134.30] Ha ha!
[135.18 --> 136.74] Take that, Twitch chat.
[137.72 --> 138.62] All right.
[139.12 --> 140.24] Everyone's like, where's Luke?
[140.64 --> 142.14] So actually, you know what?
[142.22 --> 147.92] That would be a great first topic for us to jump into, because there is a thing that is
[147.92 --> 154.96] not in the doc, so comments to at James underscore gravity for managing to miss the biggest news
[154.96 --> 155.94] of the week.
[156.32 --> 160.72] The very first thing we're going to talk about in our doc here, and that is the...
[160.72 --> 161.60] What are they calling it?
[161.78 --> 162.18] Cloudbleed?
[162.72 --> 163.12] Yes.
[164.16 --> 165.82] Kind of like Hartley, but cloud.
[165.94 --> 166.12] Yeah.
[166.12 --> 167.66] So here we go.
[167.74 --> 169.24] The original article here.
[169.32 --> 173.58] Actually, if you don't mind pulling it up, I'm having a bit of an issue with my laptops.
[175.10 --> 175.78] Oh, hold on.
[175.94 --> 176.62] That might solve it.
[177.08 --> 177.24] Yep.
[178.04 --> 179.14] Let's see if that works.
[181.64 --> 182.04] FNF4.
[182.14 --> 182.78] Very important.
[184.36 --> 184.68] Okay.
[185.06 --> 185.72] There we go.
[185.80 --> 185.98] Okay.
[185.98 --> 186.76] Oh, wait.
[186.82 --> 187.48] Do you have cloud bleed up?
[188.60 --> 189.38] I don't know.
[189.56 --> 190.24] I don't think I do.
[190.38 --> 191.04] I'm trying to.
[191.78 --> 192.88] You got this.
[193.14 --> 193.76] You got this.
[193.86 --> 194.64] Just cloud bleed.
[194.70 --> 197.40] Look at my incredible Bing skills.
[198.16 --> 198.52] Wow.
[198.56 --> 199.38] Why are you using Bing?
[199.46 --> 200.30] Because I opened up.
[200.30 --> 203.30] Why do you hate finding things, John?
[203.36 --> 204.68] I'm kind of a masochist.
[205.40 --> 205.76] Anyway.
[205.76 --> 206.76] Okay.
[208.76 --> 211.96] So cloud bleed is a big problem.
[212.40 --> 217.40] It's like actually disastrous and pretty much in a nutshell.
[217.80 --> 218.10] I got it.
[218.10 --> 218.38] I got it.
[218.38 --> 218.70] I got it.
[218.70 --> 219.24] You got this?
[219.32 --> 219.78] I got it.
[219.84 --> 220.08] Okay.
[220.38 --> 224.74] I don't have my notes on it, so I'm going to sound like an idiot for a second until I pull
[224.74 --> 226.08] up our internal thing.
[226.26 --> 232.58] So pretty much what's happening is if you've logged into any cloud flare protected site.
[232.74 --> 233.68] And there's lots of those.
[233.68 --> 238.16] Yeah, for those of you who aren't familiar with cloud flare, basically it's like a DDoS
[238.16 --> 246.16] mitigation mechanism that websites, businesses, online services can use to make it more difficult
[246.16 --> 248.06] for folks to DDoS them.
[248.06 --> 255.06] So if you logged into any cloud flare protected site or submitted any other sensitive information
[255.06 --> 261.76] between, and this is like a fairly significant date range, the 22nd of September 2016 and the
[261.76 --> 266.24] 18th of February 2017, there is a chance.
[266.24 --> 272.72] It's a very small chance, but there's a chance that your password or that sensitive data may
[272.72 --> 274.72] have been leaked.
[274.72 --> 281.68] The bug was most severe between the 13th and 18th of February of this year, but even so,
[281.68 --> 283.78] the chance of your data have been leaked is very low.
[283.78 --> 290.26] With that said, security, security, security, preventative security is better than reactionary
[290.26 --> 291.26] security.
[291.26 --> 296.80] And what you guys need to do is go check out some of the resources that exist right now
[296.80 --> 302.90] about this and change and update the passwords for the sites and services that you use that
[302.90 --> 305.38] have been affected immediately.
[306.38 --> 308.24] Like, e-mediately.
[308.38 --> 310.30] That's like the internet, but faster.
[311.58 --> 312.10] Almost.
[312.50 --> 312.82] Almost.
[313.02 --> 313.22] Almost.
[313.44 --> 321.50] Apparently this was reportedly caused by one incorrect character in I don't know how many lines
[321.50 --> 321.88] of code.
[322.42 --> 326.92] And what essentially happened was, my understanding is that it was a server memory dump.
[326.92 --> 332.22] So, more knows what was in the server memory of all these websites at any given time.
[332.36 --> 336.90] So, this is why you should probably be going and changing your passwords if you have used

[69.26 --> 71.58] for those three of you who haven't already heard about it.

[71.58 --> 78.38] And finally, we are going to reveal a rumor that we can neither confirm nor deny, because it's

[78.38 --> 78.94] just a rumor.

[79.30 --> 81.56] The source of the rumor, we will explain later.

[82.04 --> 90.18] But apparently, allegedly, a GTX 1080 Ti graphics card is set to launch next week.

[90.18 --> 92.36] More at 11.

[93.72 --> 94.98] And let's roll the intro.

[102.24 --> 104.80] Everyone's like, shoe on head or pre-recorded?

[105.36 --> 107.28] Joke's on you, I don't wear shoes.

[107.66 --> 108.66] I wear sandals.

[109.78 --> 110.54] And I'm wearing slippers.

[110.94 --> 111.18] Yeah.

[111.18 --> 112.34] We should do it.

[113.54 --> 114.00] Okay, here.

[115.64 --> 117.40] This video brought to you by EvanFid.

[118.12 --> 119.18] And also...

[119.18 --> 120.20] Okay.

[125.20 --> 126.30] So there you have it.

[126.46 --> 128.26] Our proof is entirely unsuitable.

[128.92 --> 133.26] Neither of these are shoes, and therefore, this video is pre-recorded.

[133.36 --> 133.56] Ha!

[133.82 --> 134.30] Ha ha!

[135.18 --> 136.74] Take that, Twitch chat.

[137.72 --> 138.62] All right.

[139.12 --> 140.24] Everyone's like, where's Luke?

[140.64 --> 142.14] So actually, you know what?

[142.22 --> 147.92] That would be a great first topic for us to jump into, because there is a thing that is

[147.92 --> 154.96] not in the doc, so comments to at James underscore gravity for managing to miss the biggest news

[154.96 --> 155.94] of the week.

[156.32 --> 160.72] The very first thing we're going to talk about in our doc here, and that is the...

[160.72 --> 161.60] What are they calling it?

[161.78 --> 162.18] Cloudbleed?

[162.72 --> 163.12] Yes.

[164.16 --> 165.82] Kind of like Hartley, but cloud.

[165.94 --> 166.12] Yeah.

[166.12 --> 167.66] So here we go.

[167.74 --> 169.24] The original article here.

[169.32 --> 173.58] Actually, if you don't mind pulling it up, I'm having a bit of an issue with my laptops.

[175.10 --> 175.78] Oh, hold on.

[175.94 --> 176.62] That might solve it.

[177.08 --> 177.24] Yep.

[178.04 --> 179.14] Let's see if that works.

[181.64 --> 182.04] FNF4.

[182.14 --> 182.78] Very important.

[184.36 --> 184.68] Okay.

[185.06 --> 185.72] There we go.

[185.80 --> 185.98] Okay.

[185.98 --> 186.76] Oh, wait.

[186.82 --> 187.48] Do you have cloud bleed up?

[188.60 --> 189.38] I don't know.

[189.56 --> 190.24] I don't think I do.

[190.38 --> 191.04] I'm trying to.

[191.78 --> 192.88] You got this.

[193.14 --> 193.76] You got this.

[193.86 --> 194.64] Just cloud bleed.

[194.70 --> 197.40] Look at my incredible Bing skills.

[198.16 --> 198.52] Wow.

[198.56 --> 199.38] Why are you using Bing?

[199.46 --> 200.30] Because I opened up.

[200.30 --> 203.30] Why do you hate finding things, John?

[203.36 --> 204.68] I'm kind of a masochist.

[205.40 --> 205.76] Anyway.

[205.76 --> 206.76] Okay.

[208.76 --> 211.96] So cloud bleed is a big problem.

[212.40 --> 217.40] It's like actually disastrous and pretty much in a nutshell.

[217.80 --> 218.10] I got it.

[218.10 --> 218.38] I got it.

[218.38 --> 218.70] I got it.

[218.70 --> 219.24] You got this?

[219.32 --> 219.78] I got it.

[219.84 --> 220.08] Okay.

[220.38 --> 224.74] I don't have my notes on it, so I'm going to sound like an idiot for a second until I pull

[224.74 --> 226.08] up our internal thing.

[226.26 --> 232.58] So pretty much what's happening is if you've logged into any cloud flare protected site.

[232.74 --> 233.68] And there's lots of those.

[233.68 --> 238.16] Yeah, for those of you who aren't familiar with cloud flare, basically it's like a DDoS

[238.16 --> 246.16] mitigation mechanism that websites, businesses, online services can use to make it more difficult

[246.16 --> 248.06] for folks to DDoS them.

[248.06 --> 255.06] So if you logged into any cloud flare protected site or submitted any other sensitive information

[255.06 --> 261.76] between, and this is like a fairly significant date range, the 22nd of September 2016 and the

[261.76 --> 266.24] 18th of February 2017, there is a chance.

[266.24 --> 272.72] It's a very small chance, but there's a chance that your password or that sensitive data may

[272.72 --> 274.72] have been leaked.

[274.72 --> 281.68] The bug was most severe between the 13th and 18th of February of this year, but even so,

[281.68 --> 283.78] the chance of your data have been leaked is very low.

[283.78 --> 290.26] With that said, security, security, security, preventative security is better than reactionary

[290.26 --> 291.26] security.

[291.26 --> 296.80] And what you guys need to do is go check out some of the resources that exist right now

[296.80 --> 302.90] about this and change and update the passwords for the sites and services that you use that

[302.90 --> 305.38] have been affected immediately.

[306.38 --> 308.24] Like, e-mediately.

[308.38 --> 310.30] That's like the internet, but faster.

[311.58 --> 312.10] Almost.

[312.50 --> 312.82] Almost.

[313.02 --> 313.22] Almost.

[313.44 --> 321.50] Apparently this was reportedly caused by one incorrect character in I don't know how many lines

[321.50 --> 321.88] of code.

[322.42 --> 326.92] And what essentially happened was, my understanding is that it was a server memory dump.

[326.92 --> 332.22] So, more knows what was in the server memory of all these websites at any given time.

[332.36 --> 336.90] So, this is why you should probably be going and changing your passwords if you have used